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Ben Walker

Geek songwriter, webmonkey and Little Fish Hammondista.

(see also: blog, boos, 12s and links. ;)

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  • July 28, 04:27 AM
    “I became aware that in Hank’s recorded songs were the archetype rules of poetic songwriting. The architectural forms are like marble pillars and they had to be there. Even his words - all of the syllables are divided up so they make perfect mathematical sense. You can learn a lot about the structure of songwriting by listening to his records.”
  • July 20, 12:47 PM
    “Comte’s thinking on religion had as its starting point a characteristically blunt observation that, in the modern world, thanks to the discoveries of science, it would no longer be possible for anyone intelligent or robust to believe in God. Faith would henceforth be limited to the uneducated, the fanatical, women, children and those in the final months of incurable diseases.”
  • July 13, 07:43 PM

    What a quaere fellow...

    I just listened to The Fairy Feller’s Master Stroke from Queen II again. Hadn’t heard it in years. Can’t believe I never noticed that although the lyrics are about a painting by Richard Dadd, on another really obvious level they’re about a guy masturbating in front of a load of people. “Fairy dandy, tickling the fancy of his lady’s friend.”

    Oh, Freddie. What a card. How did nobody notice you were gay? ;)

    The fairy folk had gathered round the new moon shine
    To see a feller crack a nut at night’s noon time
    To swing his ax, he swears
    As it climbs, he dares
    To deliver
    The master stroke

    Ploughman, Waggoner Will, and types
    Politician with senatorial pipe
    He’s a dilly dally-o

    Pedagogue squinting, wears a frown
    And a satyr peers under lady’s gown
    Dirty fellow
    What a dirty laddio

    Tatterdamalion and a junketer
    There’s a thief and a dragonfly trumpeter
    He’s my hero

    Fairy dandy, tickling the fancy of his lady’s friend
    The nymph in yellow
    (can we see the master stroke?)
    What a quaere fellow

    Soldier, sailor, tinker, tailor, ploughboy
    Waiting to hear the sound
    And the arch-magician presides, he is the leader

    Oberon and Titania, watched by a harridan
    Mab is the queen and there’s a good apothecary-man
    Come to say hello

    Fairy dandy, tickling the fancy of his lady’s friend
    The nymph in yellow
    What a quaere fellow

    The ostler stands with hands on his knees
    “Come on, mister feller, crack it open if you please”

    The Fairy Feller’s Master Stroke from the album Queen II. If you’ve never heard it, go find it now. It’s hilarious and amazing.

  • July 12, 03:57 AM
  • July 08, 10:34 AM
    “If you give fans great songs, a great show, and a great party…they can and will do everything else now. Everything.”
  • July 07, 10:11 AM
    “As the Jesuits might say, ‘Give me the child and I’ll give you a customer for life,’” he says. “The Beatles are just so f*cking wholesome.”
  • June 24, 05:00 PM

    unhappyhipsters:

    With her parents away at Burning Man, little Antoinette was left alone, seething with hollow rage.

    (Photo: Uncredited; ArchDaily)

    Genius.

  • June 24, 04:46 PM

    Post-micturition convulsion syndrome

    merlin:

    bestofwikipedia:

    Post-micturition convulsion syndrome, also colloquially known as pee shivers is a phenomenon in which one feels a shiver running down the spine following urination.  The shiver can produce a brief twitch, which is a form of myoclonus.(via iw655321)

    I totally get this. And people totally laugh at me for it. ;)

  • June 20, 01:04 PM

    For myself, I think it’s critical to set reasonable expectations about how, when, and where people can expect to have authentic, honest-to-God contact with us, and here’s why: if you leave every channel open to everybody and anybody, all the time and without limit, you necessarily prevent yourself from ever stepping away from the fray for long enough to focus. You’ll never make the time that it takes to produce the sort of good work that theoretically made you so appealing in the first place.

    And, perhaps as importantly, you also can never devote your undivided attention to the biped mammals who are breathing air in the room with you. Here. People. With faces and hands. Not “friends,” but friends. Real people. Because, if total focus on the known important stuff in your life has to battle with a never-ending doorbell attached to your brain, it’s hard for me to imagine how your work, or your family, or your sense of who you are, alone in a room without the ringing, can possibly thrive. But, again, that’s really up to you to decide.

  • June 20, 06:32 AM
    “A fantastic band I saw at Terminal 5 in NYC a couple months ago is Little Fish. Little Fish cares more about their fans than any act I’ve encountered for a long while. The duo from the UK have something called the Little Fish Paper Club, where you sign up, and they hand-make and send you absolutely gorgeous little presents. All they ask for in return? Nothing. There is an opt-in mailing list signup at the bottom of the registration form. Talk about dedication to fans. I’m sold twice now. They absolutely rock so give them a listen and spread the word!”
  • June 19, 08:06 AM
    “Sunshine, my darlings, Musical fucking sunshine…”
  • June 15, 04:50 PM

    I had a chat with Debbie Harry today. Nothing much to report, but I’d feel bad if I didn’t blog it.

    She’s kind, approachable, sexy and cool. She said it would be fine to ask her a silly question on video for the FISHTALK series. She said the drive from the Isle of Wight Festival to Rock Ness at the weekend was nothing compared to the American tours.

    Now she’s on stage, owning it.

  • June 15, 04:27 PM

    Backstage at Blondie in Newcastle. The dressing room is right next to the stage, so we have a great view. But it’s also very loud. The crowd are wailing the chorus of Maria. Sounds wicked. ;)

  • June 07, 04:18 PM
    “Type Two bundling [where you have to buy it all - good and bad] is nothing more than the pig of artificial scarcity wearing the lipstick of producer-driven choice. And you know my views on that: every artificial scarcity will be met with an equal and opposite artificial abundance.”
  • June 02, 12:07 PM

    I might miss this commute. The walk from Torchbox up to Charlbury station in the sun is a real beauty…

  • June 02, 09:27 AM
    “For me, I had to be hit over the head several times. I used to think that blogging, Twitter, and Facebook were all idiotic, narcissistic wastes of time. (Well, OK, I still think Facebook is a kinda stupid.) In each case, I had a conversion experience in which I came to realize how the utility of the tool is not so much in what it enables me to do but in how it changes the way I want to be. I learned new behaviors and habits that I found to be productive and fulfilling. I learned to ask questions that I probably wouldn’t have asked otherwise, to reach out to more people more often for help, and to rely much more on the intelligence of my friends and colleagues to help me on my intellectual (and social) journey. These changes are intimately related to the ways in which we learn.”
  • June 02, 08:25 AM

    I love that the Guardian’s screenshot from The Boy Who Turned Yellow (1972) is black and white. ;)

    Edinburgh film festival to screen ‘lost and forgotten’ British movies

  • June 02, 04:52 AM

    Walk With Me

    “This soundwalk is best experienced in a not-too busy (but still urban) setting, in the rain. The rain bit is important.”

    @hannahnicklin has created something cool. I have downloaded it, and will listen to it next time it rains. I don’t imagine I’ll have to wait long. ;)

  • May 30, 07:33 AM

    Jont - Drink Up

    So many great memories in this video. Jont’s music is best received in an open, warm, friendly environment. Ideally he’s there in your living room playing the songs. This video is the next best thing. ;)

  • May 27, 11:35 AM

    750 Words

    There’s something amazing about this site. And not just the idea of it (it’s somewhere to write your morning pages). The whole structure and design and character is spookily good. Must investigate further…

  • May 19, 04:34 AM

    #C4CC 18.5.10 - Theme Tune? (by warriorgrrl)

    I finally got a chance to play the iPad Hammond in public without being mugged or mocked. Brilliant. ;)

  • May 17, 07:31 AM
    “The biggest confusion is the idea that music is a chosen career – it can’t be, unless you actually take up an appointed position within a going business concern, as in a seat in an orchestra, a position in a gigging well paid covers band or whatever… Being brilliant has never mapped to a guaranteed salary, and working hard previously would only shorten the odds on you being a success.”
    “Sharing Is Not Stealing” – Cost, Value And The Desire To Share (a great conversation going on over at Steve Lawson’s blog)
  • May 13, 09:22 AM
  • May 13, 05:20 AM
    “Twitter is your opportunity to show off your best attributes. Some people will defend rude or tactless behavior on Twitter by quipping, “I’m just being myself.” It’s true, but you’re also just being yourself when you’re using the toilet. Don’t share every little facet of your life, only the charming parts.”
  • May 12, 12:42 PM

    The National Trust | Music To Think To

    Jarvis Cocker has made an album of nature sounds for the National Trust. Brilliant. ;)

  • May 12, 09:12 AM
    “With the flattening of recognition accuracy comes the flattening of a great story arc of our age: the imminent arrival of artificial intelligence.”
  • May 12, 08:55 AM
  • May 11, 06:51 AM

    Create Tumblr Bookmarklet in Safari on the iPad — Ken Clark

    safari on the iPad has a bookmark bar. The Share on Tumblr link works. This is all good… ;)

  • May 06, 08:48 PM
    “Courtney is a cataclysmic event. Watching her perform is not about the songs, or the banter, or the band, or the crowd. It’s about Courtney, and just being in her presence is electrifying.”
  • May 02, 05:40 PM
    “He was supposed to get through dinner not thinking about the only things he could think about. He was supposed to do this forever. However much he might crave to get out, he was to remain stopped dead in the moment in that box. Otherwise the world would explode.”
    Philip Roth - American Pastoral
  • May 01, 05:12 PM

    Playing a track on the iPad. If you don’t embed lyrics in your MP3s (or even a little story) you’re missing a trick.

  • April 28, 10:08 PM

    Hole looked even more lackluster after an opening set by Little Fish, a three-piece band from Oxford, England, that is about to release an album on Ms. Perry’s label, Custard. Julia Sophie, its singer and guitarist, seizes the incantatory tone of Patti Smith, P. J. Harvey and Siouxsie Sioux. Her thick, quivering voice rode three-chord rock songs that accelerated as she wailed about desire and power, and sent her striding and skittering around the stage.

    Little Fish’s one slow tune, with sparse, sustained organ behind a plaintive “I lost my way,” was equally arresting. Little Fish had the raw rock spark that doesn’t depend on fame.

  • April 28, 01:48 PM
    “Their strength is tremendous, their teamwork is flawless. The shattering of the glass windows is thrilling. The not paying for things is intoxicating. The American appetite for ownership is dazzling to behold.”
    Philip Roth, American Pastoral
  • April 22, 06:26 PM

    Meeting Linda Perry

    • Linda Perry: So you're the new Hammond guy, huh?
    • Me: Yep.
    • LP: I've been told you're good.
    • Me: ...
    • LP: Don't let me down.
    • Me: I'll see what I can do.
  • April 20, 11:48 AM

    mrgan:

    Infographics are the new animated gifs.

  • April 19, 07:15 AM
    “I have been thinking about the love-hat relationship. It is the relationship based on love of one another’s hats. The problem with the love-hat relationship is that it is superficial. You don’t necessarily even know the other person. Also it is too dependent on whether the other person is even wearing the favored hat. We all enjoy hats, but they’re not something to build an entire relationship on. My advice to young people is to like hats but not love them. Try having like-hat relationships with one another. See if you can find something interesting about the personality of the person whose hat you like.”
  • April 15, 10:45 AM

    ‘If I come across a person who seems to completely ignore the existence of apostrophes and capital letters and types things like “im an eagle and im typing with my talons, so dont make fun of me cuz this is hard,” I like to imagine that they actually are an eagle typing with their talons. It would be a hassle if you had to hop in the air and use your feet to karate-chop two keys simultaneously every time you wanted to use the shift key to make a capital letter. Also, eagles lack manual dexterity, so I can understand why they’d want to leave out apostrophes. Eagles are all about efficiency.’ - The Alot is better than you at everything

  • April 14, 12:06 PM
  • April 14, 11:50 AM
    “Home electricity was a hard thing to sell because people used to gas lighting and the domestic equipment of the time simply could not imagine what electricity might be used for. As a result the focus is on the transformative power of the electric light, because it is easy to describe and easy to illustrate.”
    Power to the People - billt’s posterous – a great post about selling the Internet.
  • April 14, 10:51 AM
    “Spotify isn’t a replacement for CDs. It’s a replacement for adverts. It’s not stealing money from sales, it’s saving money from promo. It makes no sense to think otherwise, and if you do think otherwise, and you’re music is still on Spotify, you’re either an idiot, or trapped in the kind of record deal that is symptomatic of everything that was bad about the old industry – big corporate machines working against the expressed interest (well informed or otherwise) of the artists they really ought to be working for.”
  • April 13, 11:30 AM
  • April 08, 08:56 AM
    “By focussing on a pre-millenial obsession with money-changing-hands-at-the-point-of-discovery, you’re effectively crapping on the best music discovery, fan-generating, culture-sharing, life-benefitting ecosphere that musicians in the world have ever experienced.”
  • April 07, 07:04 PM
  • April 07, 09:40 AM
    “The entertainment industry as a whole has seen record revenues. The period from January until October 2009 saw record singles sales within the UK, according to the British Phonographic Industry — so much so that the number of singles sold in that period was nearly three times the number sold for the whole of 2002. The statistics presented to Parliament are a simplistic measure of losses, based upon estimates of file-sharing supplied by the British Phonographic Industry (themselves extrapolated from a survey of a small group of people, and was widely debunked in June 2009). Indeed, the sectors of industry which the referenced report claims could suffer three hundred thousand job losses in the UK employs only marginally more than that to begin with. Is it really the case that legitimate sales will cease altogether, despite rising steadily for the past ten years?”
  • April 06, 07:47 PM
  • April 01, 11:45 AM
    “Chatroulette is a pure expression of that punk spirit, delivered through the tools available to today’s teenagers rather than the electric guitar and seven-inch single of my childhood, and the anger with which it has been received by the establishment is a testament to its disruptive potential.”
  • March 27, 11:12 AM

    Phil Campbell interviewing me at MediaCamp Nottingham

  • March 27, 06:58 AM
    “‘I really enjoy it – it’s a fantastic song’. No, it isn’t. It’s rubbish. At this point in the show, it becomes obvious that Bannatyne isn’t so much struggling to choose just 8 songs from eternal playlist of his life, he’s struggling to just think of 8 songs he’s ever even heard.”
    DRAGONSOUL: Jon Spira says what we were all thinking about Duncan Bannatyne’s horrendous Desert Island Discs choices.
  • March 26, 04:21 PM
    “The trip back can be a lonely one. Your assigned showcase was east of the highway, or west of Congress, and no one came. Every morning I walked from my hotel to the grocery store for breakfast, and along the way I passed a dozen clubs that had bands playing to no one at 11am. It’s this overkill of content that sxsw is able to thrive on. Every year the festival expands because every band that’s ever been written up on a blog feels like there is a signed record contract waiting for them on the off ramp of the I-35. Bands making bad decisions is part of why big companies are able to prey on the festival as a whole.”
  • March 25, 12:56 PM

    Anatomy of a hashtag: #cashgordon (via Meg Pickard)